Why Cars Are Better Than Women
February 23rd, 2010 | Published under Humour | No Comments
You can drive a car whenever you want.
You only have to feed it once a week.
You don’t have to constantly reassure a car that it looks good.
You can trade your car in for another one and your old car won’t car.
You can own multiple cars and they won’t be jealous of each other.
There’s nothing wrong with driving your mate’s car.
You can look at other cars on the road and your car won’t get jealous.
You car won’t get a headache when you’ve been driving it all night.
You can fit more in a car.
Your car will carry all your mates wherever you want to go.
Your car will go where you tell it to.
Your car won’t care if you don’t drive it for a few days.
You can’t get a disease from driving a car you don’t know too well.
Cars come preloaded with protection.
If your car makes too much noise, you can put a muffler on it.
Your car won’t wake you up at 3am to ask if you love it.
Your car doesn’t mind sleeping in the garage or outside all night.
Cars cost less to maintain.
You can order a car to be built just the way you want.
If there’s something you don’t like about it, you can modify it.
If your car gets damaged or stolen, your insurance will fix or replace it.
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