Luke Himself

Laws of The Movies

June 6th, 2007 | Published under Humour | No Comments

1. The car will never start when a bad guy is chasing you.
2. Even the most graceful, athletic women will fall down when being chased by a monster or bad guy.
3. A detective can solve a case much faster when he is suspended from duty.
4. It’s easy for anyone to land a plane provided there is someone to talk it down.
5. The FBI givers their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned to a partner who is there exact opposite.
6. All bombs are fitted with electric timing devices with a big red LCD display so you know exactly when they are going to go off.
7. If a woman hears a strange noise in the middle of the night, she has to go downstairs in her lingerie to see what’s there instead of leaving the house immediately in her pajamas.
8. When they are alone, all foreigners speak perfect English to each other.